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The Hopkinsville Goblins of Kentucky fame are most known for their small statures, glowing eyes, and reliance on copious moonshine consumption to be witnessed in the first place. Witnesses swore that these creatures were NOT in fact owls, because owls don't have dummy thicc dumptruck asses. The verdict is, of course, still out.

Measures 4.5 x 3.25 inches

The Thiccumsville Goblin

    • All Cryptothiccology stickers are printed on UV and weather resistant vinyl and work well on vehicles!

Buyer's note: All products sold on this website are printed, assembled, and shipped (via First Class USPS letter) on demand by the artist. Please expect a handling time of 3-5 business days before products are shipped.

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