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The Squonk is a wrinkled, warty beast said to live in the woods of Pennsylvania. Supposedly the cryptid endlessly cries and bawls about how extremely ugly it is, and is capable of dissolving into a puddle of tears if caught. I'm sure the poor thing would feel a lot better if it knew just how nice its donk was. :(

Measures 4.5 x 3.2 inches